I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are
I mean???
they are literally the same person???
for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????
Item: Crab Throne; mainly useful for keeping anyone from sneaking up behind you, but can also scuttle you about the place.
I had always thought Giant Crab was supposed to be, you know, giant, but actually it’s Size Class Medium, so I think the stats apply perfectly here; just add a seat on the back, and it is compelled to obey the wishes of whoever sits in it.